Brown looks sexy against black. Black is the jersey, brown being the muck. Football is played best in the drizzle. While watching the History vs. Economics football match the other day reason number 101: why I want to be a boy hit me. I too want some muck on my body, wear black, be on the field, send flying kisses to the girls after a good shot, injure myself, injure some other kids and be a part of the incredible blunder.