Monday, June 20, 2011

Nothing Can Happen Over Coffee

Boy comes up to Sneh at the backstage.

B: You are such a natural. You were truly awesome on stage.
Sneh: Oh yes, I am sort of great!
B: Could we have coffee sometime soon?
Sneh: That sounds good.
B: It does? Can I get your number?
Sneh: Yes, sure. But before that I need to tell you a fun fact! I love coffee but I hate having sex.
B: *Coughs*
Sneh: God bless you. You still up for coffee?
B: *Still coughing*
Sneh: Seems like one of your organs are troubling you down there. You are not well. You need a bed and coffee both.

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