Iron-y

Truth is a gamble

All, nothing but a scramble

English, Math, Wonderland

A make-believe helping hand

English

Take the word fine

And think of a line

You have two in your mind

Separate meanings they bind

‘How you doing, Sir?’

Asked your chauffeur

‘I’m fine. Thank you

Take me to English Avenue’

For not obeying Traffic rules

He was one of the myriad fools

Who had to pay a fine

Which was worth a fine dine

He was then heard saying

After paying

‘That fine

Was not fine’

Mathematics

He who had no (zero) money

Was now at Avenue Sunny

Started his journey

To earn some penny

He travelled a long round way

And made 360 bucks that day

At no other place but Avenue Sunny

Still none of us think that Math is funny

Wonderland

He had a date with Alice the same eve

Stories, that is what she loves to weave

Her best is named Wonderland

It had a queer reader’s band

It is written as a tale for the children

But is best understood by grown-up men

And women.